Souless Journey of the Tragic Mind

5 weeks pregnant tomorrow!!! Yeaaaaaaaaa!!!!

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Just found out I'm pregnant!!!! Yeaaaaaaaaa

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LOL I hate using LJ on my iPod Touch...so confusing. I feel like one of those old people bitching about those "new fangled" computers and how "in my day we didn't have computers. We wrote letters on paper and waited a long time to hear back from someone." Then last week I nearly gouged my own eyeball out when someone on my FB proclaimed (after watching a tv show) that they had no idea who Richard Marx is. WTF?!?!?! HOW does someone NOT know who Richard Marx is? I mean HELLO he only wrote/sang some of the greatest love songs of the 80s and 90s!! See there I go again...OLD LADY ALERT...LMAO

I forgot to take a nap after work today. LOL I know doesn't seem like that big of a deal, except that I've been up since 3am standing in front of a 500° oven. I think I deserve a nap, but it's too late now. If I take one now I'll never go to bed tonight.

A lot of my posts have been private lately. It kind of looks like I haven't posted anything since like 2007, but actually I have been they're just all for my eyes only. Kind of like diary entries. LOL Then again this IS a virtual diary..."in my day we had little books with tiny locks and we wrote our feelings in them..." *sighs*

I suppose I should get out of my work clothes and take a shower since I'm still covered in flour from my work day. Ohh the dreary life of a baker..lol...nothing like coming home after 8 hours smelling of flour and this weird scent that comes from the bread being steamed. When I was decorating cakes I would come home smelling of frosting...now I smell like flour and weird bread steam...LOL

So this concludes my weird collection of randomness...thank you for reading...and have a great day..LMAO *imma total dork*

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depths of me.



Get to know me a little better. The questions that really help you to know me. Have fun.


If you could live in any other place, where & why?
Ireland...cuz I like it there...even tho I've never been...but I like it there...lol

What animal best represents you & why?
The sloth...cuz I'm kinda fat and lazy right now...diet starts June 1st!

What is the craziest thing you ever did?
Depends on what you consider Crazy

If you could meet anyone, who would it be & why?
Tony...because I've already met him and he's hot

If you could go back in time & live in any decade, which would it be & why?
Roman times...cuz they were smart people...kinda sex crazed and violent...but smart...lol

If you could have any superpower what would it be?
Mind Control

Who's is your ultimate celebrity crush?
80s Val Kilmer!

What color best represents you?
Green

What would your life's theme song be?
Oh man...I dunno....

Who would you cast to play you in a movie?
Me myself and I cuz no one could be ME

What celebrity best represents your vision of fashion?
None cuz they all spend like $500 on a pair of jeans and I whine if mine cost more than $30

What would your life movie be called?
"Chillin at the Bizzle"...HAHAHA

What is the greatest music video of all time?
"Thriller" by Micheal Jackson

If you could star in any t.v. show, which one would it be?
Golden Girls

What vehicle best represents you?
1986 White Ford Bronco

If you could bring back 1 famous person from the dead for a day, who & why?
*shrugs*

If you became president, what would you do first?
Fire Al Gore...LOL

If you got one tattoo, what would it be?
I always wanted a butterfly...cliche I know

If you were on MTV's Made, what would you ask to be?
I want to be skinny

Who do you think is the hottest athlete?
Dunno

Who do you think is the hottest actor/actress?
80 Val Kilmer

Who do you think is the hottest musician/singer/rapper?
Dunno

Who do you think is the hottest t.v. reality star?
No one

What sport best represents you & why?
softball...cuz I used to play it

What is your most missed memory of childhood?
I have a lot

What is your greatest accomplishment?
dunno

Seven Deadly Sins Survey



Wrath
Who did you last get angry with?
Hmmm it's been a while since I've been THAT angry

What is your weapon of choice?
gun

Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
I have and would if they deserved it

How about the same sex?
I have

Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Dunno

What is your pet peeve?
HAHAHAHA I have many...LOL

Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I hold grudges and I shouldn't but I do...it's me..lol


Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't?
Clean the kitchen

What is the latest you've ever woken up?
Oh man back in Jr High I think I slept until like 3:30pm and went back to bed at like 9pm

Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
*shrugs*

What is the last lame excuse that you made?
Don't know.

Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
HAHAHAHAHA Magic Bullet!!! I LOVE IT....Mic and Mimi...and who can forget the old cigarette smoking hag...HAZEL!!! Right here in your own frosty Moog

How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
I didn't


Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Venti 6 pump white mocha with whip OOORRRRR a Grande Mint Mocha Chip Frappaccino with Chocolate Whip

Are you a meat eater?
YES BRING ON THE COW

What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
Oh god...I don't know

Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
No...but who is?

Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
Too much

Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
All of the above

Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
OMG NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Greed
How many credit cards do you own?
1

If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Pay off all my bills, buy a house, pay for my wedding, save the rest

Would you rather be rich or famous?
Neither.

Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
I'd like to think the answer is NO


Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
it used to be graduating from college until I discovered that my major of choice was/is a waste of time, money and energy

What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
A lot of things I guess

What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
I dunno I live day to day

Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
I used to

Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Yes.

Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
HAHAHAHAHA When I was a kid...and sometimes now depending on the game

What did you do today that you're proud of?
I woke up and had breakfast and tackled Tony for body slamming my teddy bear


Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
3

How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)?
3

Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
LOL Ummmm

What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
Eyes

Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
Nopers

Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Oh god no


Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
I dunno

Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
Me...LOL

If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
Me.

Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes.

Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Yes

What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
SKINNY


What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often?
gluttony or envy

Do you do the least often?
Lust

Is your favorite to act on?
I dunno

Most Comprehensive Hygiene Survey



HANDS
Do you wash them after the potty? (be honest)
Oh god of course!!!!!!!!!

Bar soap, liquid soap, or hand sanitizer?
I use all 3 at some point in the day

Nails: long or short?
Short...hands are in water too much to have long nails

Professionally done, or self-maintained?
Self

File, emery board, or pocket knife?
file

Nail brush?
Sometimes

Do you bite or chew your nails?
Yep

Hand lotion?
Yes!


FACE
Wash in the morning?
If I have the time

Wash in the eveing?
Every Night

Soap or special cleansers?
Soap

Acne?
When I'm close to my "Aunt Flo"

Makeup?
Every day

If you're a man that wears makeup, may we ask why?
If you're a stupid survey person writing this survey, may I ask WHY?

Wash behind the ears?
yes

Any nighttime masks, or creams?
None


TEETH
Do you brush daily?
Yes

Do you floss daily?
Sometimes

Your toothpaste?
Colgate

Electric toothbrush, or regular?
Regular one

Mouthwash?
Listerine

Whitening strips?
NO they're bad for your teeth...strip your enamel

Do you grind your teeth?
Yes



HAIR
Shampoo?
Pantene

Conditioner?
Same as above

Blow dry, or towel dry?
Air dry

Wash it every day?
every other day

Long, short, or bald?
Long

Permed?
HAHAHAHAHA When I was like 11

Can you braid it yourself?
Yes

Can you French braid?
On other people

Bangs?
No

Hairspray or gel?
Neither

Change styles often?
Nope


BODY
Bath or shower?
both

Every day?
Every Day

Soap or body wash?
Soap

Washcloth, puff, or hands?
Hands

Back brush?
No

Foot scrubber?
No, but I should

Favorite soap brands?
Irish Spring

Do you shave in the shower/bath or separately?
Bathtub

Shave cream, soap, or dry shave?
Shaving cream makes me itch, soap is crappy, but I use it...dry shave HOLY HELL NO WAY!!!!!!

Your brand (of shave cream)?
don't have one

Your razor preference?
I can't remember...but it has 5 blades and a replacement pack of razors is $13 at WalMart

Do you like bubbles, bath oils, etc?
Calgon Take Me Away

AND AFTERWARDS...
Roll-on, solid, or spray deoderants?
Solid

Your brand?
Lady Speed Stick 24/7

Aftershaves, perfumes, colognes, body sprays, etc..?
Calgon body spray and VS perfume

At what age did mom and dad stop giving or supervising your baths?
like 8 I think


MAINTENANCE
Have you had all your shots?
Yes

Do you do flu shots every year?
NO

Do you get yearly physicals?
no

Do you get gender specific exams on a regular basis?
not as often as I should

Cancer screenings?
eh

Eye doctor?
not in forever

Dentist?
about 6 months ago

How do you feel?
like I have to pee actually...better take care of that

130 Things People Want To Know About You


.: The Basics :.
Name?: Lisa
Age?: 28
Gender?: Female
Location?: Sacramento
Hair color?: Dark Blonde
Eye color?: Dark ass Brown (YES that is an actual color)
shoe size?: 8 1/2
height?: 5ft 3.5in
interests:: a lot of stuff

.: Favourites :.(OK this is a perfect example of why SPELLCHECK is so helpful it's FAVORITES)
food: Spaghetti
drink: Coke
music style: German, Industrial, Some goth stuff, Rock
music artist/band: too many
tv show: Golden Girls
movie: I have a lot of those
thing to do: Depends on the day
ice cream: Chocolate Chip
color: Green
song: Unchained Melody
book: Angela's Ashes
computer game: World of Warcraft
board game: Monopoly
dessert: Cheesecake!!
quote: "MmmMmmMm 64 Slices of American Cheese"--Homer Simpson
animal: Tigers
holiday: Halloween
number: 8
name: Anthony and Emily

.: Friendship :.:
who's your best friend?: MEGAN
other close buddies...?: *shrugs* dunno..can't think...lol
last friend you hung out with: Tony
last friend you hugged: Tony
last friend you saw a movie with: Tony
last friend's house you went to: Tony
any friends you cant stand?: Why would they be my friend if I can't stand them??
any friends you've regretted becoming friends with?: No.
if so, who?: N/A
do you have a lot of friends of the opposite sex?: Eh
most annoying friend?: I'm not friends with people who annoy me.
most preppy friend?: dunno
darkest friend?: Megan....she's the Mattress of Darkness...
hyper-est friend?: Me
nicest friend?: all of them
funniest friend?: Megan
meanest friend?: Tony...he's always mean to me....(hehe)
most outgoing friend?: Me
shyest friend?: Mark
hottest friend?: Tony
friend with the best personality?: Tony and Megan
friend with the best music taste?: Mark and Tony
friend who sings the best?: Tony
friend who laughs the most?: Megan
friend you enjoy being around the most?: Tony and Megan
friend who your parents love?: Tony and Megan
friend who your parents hate?: None of them
friend your parents don't know about?: I dunno...my mom knows about most of mine

.: Romance :.
got a crush/boyfriend?: I have a fiance
if so, what gender?: Male
name?: Tony
how far have you gone?: Far enough
with who?: Tony
the last person you kissed:: Tony
the last person you hugged:: Tony
the last person you wanted to kiss:: No one now.
how far you do want to go (at this point in life)?: I'm working towards it! 10-10-09!!!! YEAAAA
hottest friend?: Tony
hottest celebrity?: 80s Val Kilmer
if you could date any famous person, who would it be?: No one now
dream date:: I dunno...they're all a dream date to me....lol
dream honeymoon:: Hawaii...cuz that's where we're goin
age you want to get married (if not already): 29
number of kids you want to have (if not already): 3
straight?: Yes.
gay?: Well, if the above question was Straight..and my answer was YES...then wouldn't this answer OBVIOUSLY be NO
bi?: Again...see above
would you rather your boyfriend/girlfriend be gay or bi?: only straight need apply, thank you.

.: This or That :.
Kerry or Bush: This is so old who the fuck cares anymore
rap or rock: Rock
pop or country: Pop
movie or tv show: Movie
girl or guy: girls
fire or water: How about neither
death or life: Life
cheerleader or punk: Umm...Neither
prep or jock: neither.
kroger or publix: Nugget
walmart or target: HAHHAHAHA I hate both stores
avril or jay-z: OMG EW
pink or black: How about both..haha
cheez it or cheese nip: Cheeze Its
cat or dog: PUPPY AND KITTY
tape or glue: Both have their uses
msn or aim: AIM
mall or movies: Oooo that's a toss up
writing or typing: Typing
phone or computer: Puter
baseball or football: Football
p.e. or health: How about I'm not in HS so who the fuck cares
high school or middle school: High School
dunkin donuts or starbucks: Starbucks...Dunkin Donuts coffee tastes like Dunkin Ass
amc or united artists: Who cares as long as it's playing a movie I like
walgreens or CVS: ?? Walgreens or Rite Aid....it's the same damn store
brownies or cookies: Brownie Cookies...HAHA
reading or writing: I like both
surveys or polls: Neither
livejournal or xanga: livejournal
Yellowcard or Ashlee Simpson: OH god!
AFI or Jojo: WOW two completely opposite music genres here...Crap and Crappy Pop
Green Day or Beastie Boys: Yuckfest
kill or be killed: kill
eat or be eaten: eat
hate or be hated: hate
ocean or pool: Neither
singing or dancing: Singing
heart or peace sign: PEACE LOVE DOVE
halloween or christmas: Halloween!!
question or answer: Answer this question..HAHA
fear factor or the o.c.: WTF Two completely different shows and both no longer exist!!
the simpsons or who's line is it anyway?: UMMM STUPID
Disney or The N: Disney before they were lame and put on commercials
pancakes or waffles: French Toast
strawberrys or blueberrys: Strawberries
yogurt or frozen yogurt: frozen yogurt
kiss or hug: BOTH
guitar or drums: guitar

I am so tired of listening to other people pee!!!!!!!!! Don't ask

82 questions.
MY CURRENT LIFE IN 82 QUESTIONS:

1] What is the highlight of your week?
Going to Bodies Revealed on Thurs, the mall to buy SHORTS...that's right folks SHORTS!!!, Petaluma for the Butter and Eggs Day Parade this weekend!!!

2] Who's car were you in last?
Mine

3] When is the next time you will kiss someone?
At some point tonight

4] What color shirt are you wearing?
Light Blue

5] How long is your hair?
Long

8] Last movie you watched?
The Jazz Singer

9] Last thing you ate?
Jelly Belly

10] Last thing you drank?
Venti Passion Tea Lemonade sweetened with Classic Syrup from Starbucks

11] Where did you sleep last night?
In my bed

13] Are you happy right now?
Kinda bored actually

14] What did you say last?
I don't think so

15] Where is your phone?
in my pocket

16] What was the last museum you went to?
Crocker Art Museum with Tony and Cara

17] What color are your eyes?
Dark ass brown

20] When was the last time you had your heart broken?
like 2004

21] Who/what do you hate/dislike currently?
I hate when I spend money I don't really have on groceries only to be told that I won't be paid for them by a room mate because apparently I don't buy anything that he would make himself so what is the point of him paying me? Even though when I cook the food Lord knows he eats it...WTF ever!


22] What are you listening to?
Tony snore

23] If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
Money

24] What is your favorite perfume?
Givenchy Very Irresistible

25] Who makes you happiest right now?
Tony

26] What were you doing at midnight last night?
Watching The History of Deli's on the Food Network

30] Are you left-handed?
No.

32] What's for dinner tonight?
Most likely Taco Bizzle

35] When Is Your Birthday?
February

36] Who was the last person to send you a message?
like text message? My mom

37] When was the last time you went to a swimming pool?
HAHAHAHHA SOOOO Many years ago

39] Where was the last place you went shopping?
WinCo

40] How do you feel about your hair right now?
eh

41] Do you have any expensive jewelery?
yes

42] AIM or MSN?
AIM

46] Where does most of your family live?
Arizona

47] Are you an only child or do you have siblings?
I have a younger brother

48] Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
nope

49] What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
time to make breakfast burritos

50] Myspace or Facebook?
Myspace.

51] Do you have T-Mobile?
No

52] What was your favorite subject in school?
Clinical Laboratory


53] Have you ever been IN a wedding?
Yeah when I was the flower girl at my aunt and uncles wedding when I was 4

54] Do you have any children?
Nope

55] Did you take a nap today?
Nope

56] Ever met someone famous?
Nope but my mom has

57] Do you want to be famous one day?
Not really

58] Are you multitasking right now?
No

59] Could you handle being in the military?
Nope

67] What is your average cell phone bill?
I dunno my mom pays that for me...sad isnt it..LOL

68] Do you believe in Karma?
Oh yeah

69] Who is the last person that took a shower at your house?
Me

70] Do you like eating bugs?
Oh YES the protein...the microgram of protein...I MUST HAVE IT NOW

71] Do you have a life?
I hope so

72] Ever been to Las Vegas?
No

73] What are you doing today?
WELL today I made breakfast, took a shower, cleaned the kitchen, made a grocery list, got gas, went to my moms, washed laundry, went grocery shopping, went to Starbucks, came home, put away groceries, put away laundry, hung up uniform shirts to dry, took Tonys temperature, ate a nasty A&W Rootbeer Jelly Belly, did this survey and in about an hour have dinner then bed by 9:30pm so I can go to work at 4am!

74] Have you ever gambled?
No

75] When is the last time you updated your blog?
Now

76] ever been to New York CitY?
NO

77] Ever been to Disneyland?
twice

78] Do you have a favorite cartoon character?
of all time?? Elmer Fudd

79] Last thing you cooked?
Breakfast burritos...that consisted of eggs, bacon, sausage, cheese

80] Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
dropped it in the gutter full of water and mud

81] Last time you were sick?
I haven't been sick since December and I'd like to keep it that way although since Tony is sick I get the feeling I'm screwed! LOL

82] Friend that makes you laugh the hardest?
Megan!